May 2012
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Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
nudityandnerdery:
A day? A conversation. A sentence, on a bad day.
April 2012
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You know how in books, the main character will get to a point in the journey where they say “No, I have to do this alone.”?
I think I kind of feel like that right now, but about the rest of my life.
Everything you do BUGS ME.
Ugh. What the hell am I supposed to do?
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Reblog if you love Tumblr.
hope4thebest43:
ask-insane-sadi:
HOLY SHIT Look the notes.
If you don’t reblog this, then why are you even here!?
i will be utterly disapointed if my watchers dont reblog this
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New Follower!
Email: You have a new follower!
Me: Omg yaaaay
Me: *Stalks through their tumblr*
Me: Hello new friend. Bwa haahaaaa
Send me asks!
Questions: personal or advisatorial!
Stories: of any kind!
Words: to play word association
Please!
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When a song my friend made comes on my iTunes
Why yes, it is a pretty song. I know the guy who is playing it. He’s a personal friend.
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TOTALLY NOT AVOIDING HW. IDK WHAT YOU'RE... oh...
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khaoslove asked: Hi <3 ( best pic up line ever but it only works from me :P) I'll try again
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khaoslove asked: What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this... when there’s a Firefly marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel. (by sci fi i mean my pants XD)
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Send me an ask with your best attempt of a pick up...
GO!
khaoslove asked: 11, 38, and 75 ^_^ be my belle :P
Anonymous asked: 3, 9, 26, 50, important question 74.
khaoslove asked: What piece of fiction (book/movie/show/game) means a lot to you and why
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Sexy Questions
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fucking"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
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What ingredients does it take to make you? →
nudityandnerdery:
thatbloodyrobot:
dosopod:
heathyr:
dos is made of bad luck, fire, and rivalry. With a dash of porn.
Z is made of romance, milkshakes, and determination. With a dash of the 80s.
Devin is made of muffins, foxes, and Science. With a dash of Oregon Trail.
Accurate.
akayna is made of lime, bread, and apathy. With a dash of humping.
Akayna is made of pens, fire, and...
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Let's play the doppelganger game instead of doing...
khaoslove:
moonlightstrike:
salted-onions:
bonnynotion:
1. Take a webcam photo of yourself the way you are right now.
2. Go to Google Images and use the ‘search by image’ for the webcam picture you just took (drag the image into the search bar or click the camera icon)
3. Post the first result, this is your doppelganger
ok.
okay how the fuck is that even right? SHE’S...
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Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
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